How Bout the Johnnies

Motherfuckin Johnnies, bringing back the glory days of Chris Mullin, Mark Jackson, and Ron Artest. Fuckin Garden was rockin. God Damn Big East day in and day out is just insane. Cant wait for the tourney, I got my tickets. Time to drink come get some.

Landry Fields is the Man

I know Modells has been doing this for awhile, and by far Danny Woodhead's was the funniest, until now. Landry Fields being a funny ass motherfucker. Embarrassing people, making Mark Sanchez 17 year old girlfriend cry in a game of horse, blocking the shit out of some goober's shot. Seriously head fake bro. All I know is I just ordered my Fields jersey (please don't trade him for Melo, anyone but Fields and Gallo) from a sketchy Chinese website. Come Get Some

Why Chicks are Stoopid

From: XXXX X'XXXXX                                                                                                                                       2/2/2011 11:32 AM
To: The Commish's Floor
Subject: SUNDAES ON SUNDAY!


Do you like ice cream? How about hot fudge? Sprinkles?

If you do, come to my apartment (515) from 8-10 pm this Sunday for some SUNDAES! I'll also have homemade popcorn and a movie going. This is a Penthouse get-together, but all friends, siblings etc. are welcome too. See you then!


WHAT: Make-your-own-sundaes, popcorn, and a movie
WHO: Penthouse (5th floor) residents + friends
WHERE: XX's apartment (515)
WHEN: Sunday February 6th from 8-10 pm
WHY: Because ice cream is delicious


I'll send a reminder later on this week!


This is reason number 1 why chicks are retarded. My RA who is a chick, thinks she is all clever and shit with having a make your own SUNDAE on a SUNDAY, too bad you scheduled it for the Second half of the SUPER BOWL. Like I don't go to these things in the first place cause all them are gay, but you have to be a complete moron or living under a rock or both, if you didn't know the Super Bowl was this Sunday. At least pretend you watch it, and just wait for the commercials. The only time I ever did these stupid RA events were my freshmen year, when the RA's hall programs were watching NFL Championship weekend, having a hall wide Masters gambling pool, and watching the greatest Dating show ever, I Love New York. But other that these meetings have the gay. Sorry Chick RA, I wont be making my own sundae, I will be busy being drunk, gambling, and watching the Packers win.

They Don't Make Nickelodean Shows Like They Used To

 

If watching this doesn't give you chills you either have the Gay, were living under a rock, or didn't go to an all boys high school that gave you laptops. Either way fantastic video compilation.

Ps. Does it surprise you that kids stuck in front of a TV in the 90's had such bad "ADD" everything was just flashing across the screen.

Even a Year Later Liberals are Morons

Chicago Tribune 2010

But, contrary to popular belief, a robust snowfall does not mean global warming is a myth.
In fact, scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe. Snow has two simple ingredients: cold and moisture. Warmer air collects moisture like a sponge until it hits a patch of cold air. When temperatures dip below freezing, a lot of moisture creates a lot of snow.

This article maybe a year old, but it only proves my point that Global Warming supporters are idiots. Not only is this article written worse than every single one of my blog post, but in the quote above the author throws out a claim and doesn't back it with any sources. Really? Which scientists have been warning about global warming snow storms, I mean if the scientists have been warning us for two decades surely they would have written something about it, which some one could have quoted.

But its funny a year later, and another brutal winter on the east coast, as well as most of the country, and all of a sudden I'm not seeing anything printed about Global Warming causing snowstorm. Maybe its because the libs and such now call it climate change, which in itself is retarded. Isn't the climate always changing, there called seasons. Or Maybe its because all the global warming experts are buried alive under the snow. Whatever it maybe I think its all bullshit, were going get extremes every once and awhile. Cant we just go back to blaming it on the Mexicans, like everything else? El Niño anyone?

Ps. I pretty much lost my train of thought writing this because neither of my classes were canceled today and I'm pissed.

Make Me a God Damn Sandwich

 

Since none of my freakin classes were canceled today, even though there is a Snowpocalypse outside, I decided to get a nice little sangwich from the school's sandwich shop. Too bad this is what I got. Yeah it was delicious but only after I reassembled it. It was bad enough that I had to brave the elements to get the store, but then some ugly chick slaps this together. Cut the bread poorly, didn't cut the tomatoes, not enough sauce on it, just an all around half assed job. And on top of that she wraps it up like a retard and puts it on the counter upside down. What the fuck, you stupid twat you are an embarrassment to women around the world. You owe me an apology and if you weren't so ugly I would allow you to suck my dick. 

PS. It probably was the same fat ugly chick that reported her roommate missing after 15 mins.