Jimmy on Championship Weekend

Shout out to Barstool New York for the picture

I'll start with the story of the day, Jay Cutler. The Commish and I disagree on this completely. I believe every player, writer, fan, and anyone else out there tweeting, jersey burning, or drunk babbling about Cutler being "soft" or a quitter should go suck a fat one. The guy tore his MCL for Christ's sake. Sure, we didn't know that at the time, but what the fuck did you morons think? It was a one score game. They weren't getting embarrassed, they were playing better on both sides of the ball than most people expected them to. He hadn't made any boneheaded plays that he is some how famous for (despite his respectable 82 career QB rating). What incentive would he have to "quit"? So you tell me, why was everyone assuming the worst? Why does everyone want this guy to fail? Is it because they're scared he's the next Brett Favre? Because he damn well could be. Is it because they don't want to see someone from Vanderbilt succeed? Because that would be quasi-legitimate. Is it because he demanded out of Denver once McDaniels got hired? Because not only does that look like the best decision of his career, let's not forget John Elway and Eli Manning both demanded trades before taking a single snap in the NFL. So please, until I hear a legitimate argument against Cutler that is not based purely on hearsay, lay off the man. His girlfriend is a smokeshow, too.

As for the games, they both went about as I would expect. I thought the Packers would move the ball a little more freely on the Bears but I'm not surprised it was a fairly close, fairly low scoring game. Bitter rivalry, frigid conditions, two strong defenses. Even though the Bears had a shot at the end, that game wasn't as close as the scoreboard showed. The Packers were too good on both sides of the ball. I was somewhat surprised that Shittsburg let the Jets back into the game in the second half. I hate to admit it, Sanchez played a pretty good game in the second half and almost brought them all the way back verse one of the toughest defenses in the league. I'm shocked Palamalu didn't play a bigger role in the game, but then again the Jets didn't complete a single ball deep down the middle (Sanchez was 9-for-9 over the middle when they played in December, Palamalu did not play that day). Considering how well the Steelers ran the ball in the first half, a near second half meltdown is inexcusable. Sanchez is a mediocre QB at best, and you know they have to throw the ball down three TDs at half, so how in the hell you let him pick you apart in the second half I cannot explain. Also, the Jets not finding a way to get the ball in from 1 yard out is inexcusable. You pride yourselves on running the ball and playing smash mouth football. You went out and signed a future Hall of Famer for these situations, and you come away with nothing? And do so by putting the ball is Mark Sanchez's hands twice? Unreal.

All that aside, how great is it to listen to fat Rex after a loss. The guy just sounds like a moron. Like sure, he comes off as a self-centered asshole after wins too, but its hard to say anything after he just won. But to come out like he did after the 45-3 game, and like he did last night, you just look like you don't belong in the big leagues. You sound like a whining 4th grader who just got beat up by a 3rd grader. At that point, you need to just take your medicine and go home. Unfortunately for Rex and gangrene, he doesn't know how to do that. So instead of people dwelling over the fact that the Jets had an impressive season, they're sitting around baffled by the ignorance and arrogance of that fat piece of shit. Maybe some day Rex and his crew will learn you can't talk your way to a championship. The Jets were built to win it all this season, and they failed. It's going to be a long summer in Florham Park.

6 picks in the first 3 rounds anyone?

The Commish Starting Shit and Ending Shit on Big Bad FB

Yesterday was a great day, Packers are going to win the Super Bowl and the Steelers took care of the Jets. Naturally, I went on good ol Facebook to watch for "Jets Fans" status saying how Patriot fans cant talk shit. Oh Contraire Mo share (spelled wrong intentionally assholes) Pats fans can talk shit because you idiot jet fans were in the same god damn boat, which is not playing for the Super Bowl. But here's the difference and why we as pats fans are ENTITLED to talk shit. Jets fans fat coach ran his fat mouth about how the jets were going to win a Super Bowl and anything less than that is a disappointment, while all the major sports media outlets had the Pats finishing third IN THE DIVISION. But the actual point of this blog is not to point out how the Pats are set for another dynasty, I leave that to Jimmy cause thats what he does best, but about how I Churched the shit out of a couple of jets fans. Come get some

Jason Taylor: The One Jet that Gets It

ESPN Boston:

As for Brady's on-field demeanor, which rubbed some Jets the wrong way Dec. 6, Taylor acknowledged that it caught his attention.

"I know people talk about him celebrating or whatever, pointing at the sideline, I've heard things about that. He was pretty demonstrative up there when we played him up there last time when they scored a touchdown," he said. "I come from a school of thought that if you don't want someone to celebrate or be excited, say something to you, or do something that you might perceive to be offensive, then don't let them score and they won't do that.

"I respect Brady as a competitor, and as a person No. 1. I think the things he's done on the field this year have been nothing short of amazing. He's a guy who plays with a lot of passion. As an athlete, you can appreciate it. If he's not on your team, it will obviously tick you off. But again, keep him out of the end zone and you won't be offended by it."

Finally, amidst all the gibberish coming out of Jet camp, we finally have some common sense. First, you had Braylon Edwards crying because the TB12 train left his asshole feeling sore, then you had Rex Ryan saying that this so-called 'rivalry' is personal (just like his foot-fetish video, and pictures of Darrelle Revis sniffing Michelle's feet) between him and Belichick, then we have Antonio Cromartie acting like Tom Brady stole one of his kids. It's ridiculous, the circus they're running over there in Florham Park. Apparently, someone in Green and White finally gets it: Jason Taylor. I'll be the first to admit I pretty much hate Jason Taylor. I completely agreed with Bill Parcells on the whole Dancing with the Stars fiasco, and I think he's a huge tool for going on Dancing with the Stars to begin with. Okay, so the real reason I hate him is because he is -- should I say used to be -- really good and has always been a division rival. Whatever the case may be, he's the one guy in that room full of cheaters, drunk drivers, and amnesic fathers to actually say something logical. Don't like the way Brady celebrates? Don't let him score. You think the Patriots appreciated Braylon's dougie? But no one cried about it, they just made sure it didn't happen again.

Big Day

Apparently tonight is the National Championship Game. Completely forgot about it seeing as they took like 15 months off. But hey I already blogged about my complaint. Anyway what I really want to talk about is how retarded Jets fans are. I don't think I've heard more trash talking in such a short span than after the Jets won Saturday night. Wow big whoop Jets fan your slightly above average team beat an average Colts team, when Ast. HC Jim Caldwell called a timeout behind HC Peyton "Anaconda" Manning's back In typical Jets fan fashion because they have never won anything in their lives, think because they squeaked by against a team that frankly was not as good as the Jets, that they are now Super Bowl bound. Yo newsflash ya morons, you gotta play the Pats first. Remember what happened leading up to week 13 when the Jets ran their mouths and then got ran off the field? I do 45-3 come get some. But that little dose of reality hasn't cooled their Jets, they're calling into radio shows saying "yeah, uh, I like, uh, our chances cuz da, uh, Jets played good against one Super Bowl Champ QB, and, uh, dey gonna do it again against Tom Brady cuz, uh, da Jets and Rex Ryan are da best." Thanks ya jackass for the call but any educated football fan, knows the Jets have a chance, so they're gonna need a miracle to win because the Patriots are the best team in football with the MVP at QB, a genius as a coach, home field, playoff experience, etc.

If you want to know what this so called miracle is Jets fans, you can look as recently as last Saturday with the Seahawks victory. Or better yet rewind to 2001 when a second year head coach and QB did the impossible and upset ran train threw the playoffs and won a game that no one expected them to win, but the difference between the 01 Patriots and this year Jets is simple. The Jets have Mark Sanchez and Rex Ryan and the Patriots had and still have Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. Brady may not study game film like Peyton Manning, but that's because TB actually wins in the playoffs. And Belichick may not fuck feet like Rex Ryan, but while Rex is calling players irreplaceable, Belichick is finding replacements for those irreplaceable players.

The Jets fans should be proud of this season, another building step for your young QB, your team has stolen the spotlight from the Giants, and all the front running idiot football fans (i.e. almost all women) are now in the Jets corner (you got that working for you Giants fans), but Jets fans unfortunately this season is going to be one of disappointment for you. With all the progress forward your fat idiot coach ran his mouth and guaranteed a Super Bowl appearance, so anything short of that should and is a disappointment. However knowing Jets fans a couple of days after getting smacked around by the Pats, they will be calling up WFAN and 1050 saying how they knew the Pats were going to win and that the Jets did have a great year and next year is a guaranteed Super Bowl. Every year the Jets fans get all amped for their team believing that this year is going to be their year, fine I have no problem with that I'm a Red Sox, Knicks, Rangers, and Notre Dame Football fan, every year I think this is going to be my year. The problem I have with the Jets is they are all so cocky and always believe push come to shove their team is going to come through for them. What makes me different is I am confident in my team but until I they prove me wrong I always have this nagging feeling that my team was some how going to find a way to lose. I didn't think the Red Sox were actually going to close out the World Series in 04 until the 27th out was made and I along with 99% of Red Sox Nation will say the same. Jets fans all claim they knew Folk's kick was going in. C'mon Jets fans gun to your head their is no way you believed that Nick Folk was going to make that kick, right? If you did you're a bigger idiot than I thought.

Commish Turns to the Dark Side

I don't know what to tell you, folks. The Commish must be sippin Rex Ryan's kool-aid or some crazy shit like that. Taking the Jets +3? Kid is off his rocker. I'll tell you right now, I hope to all hell he's right because the last people I wanna see running out of the visitor's tunnel at Gillette Stadium next Sunday are Ray Lewis, Ed Reed and co. However, were in the business of telling you were to place your money, not your dreams, and his one tonight isn't even gonna be close. Colts, by A LOT. I'm talkin 3+ TDs. We might see Curtis Painter round 2 tonight. Yeah, it's gonna be that ugly.

OFFICIAL T-Bred prediction: COLTS (-3) -- don't even think twice about it.


**Editors Note: you know to take the Colts because elpres took the Jets and he hasn't been right since the last time The Law Firm fumbled.
***THE COMMISH NOTE: Fuck Jimmy, I was right and thank God I didn't know El Pres took the Jets, would have swayed my pick...Oh wait Jimmy changed my pick. What ever I say I took the Jets 2-2 on weekend thats shit, bound to have one bad weekend. More to come Monday. 

What is going on with the Jets?

Well, I just saw this on Barstool Sports Boston. Apparently more Michelle Ryan pictures have leaked and some of them are with an African-American male who resembles Darrelle Revis? Personally, I wasn't brave enough to check out the NSFW pictures. If that's what you're into, knock yourself out and let me know how that goes for you. I don't know what goes down on Revis Island, but I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole.