The Commish Starting Shit and Ending Shit on Big Bad FB

Yesterday was a great day, Packers are going to win the Super Bowl and the Steelers took care of the Jets. Naturally, I went on good ol Facebook to watch for "Jets Fans" status saying how Patriot fans cant talk shit. Oh Contraire Mo share (spelled wrong intentionally assholes) Pats fans can talk shit because you idiot jet fans were in the same god damn boat, which is not playing for the Super Bowl. But here's the difference and why we as pats fans are ENTITLED to talk shit. Jets fans fat coach ran his fat mouth about how the jets were going to win a Super Bowl and anything less than that is a disappointment, while all the major sports media outlets had the Pats finishing third IN THE DIVISION. But the actual point of this blog is not to point out how the Pats are set for another dynasty, I leave that to Jimmy cause thats what he does best, but about how I Churched the shit out of a couple of jets fans. Come get some

Trent Dilfer says Stopping TB12 &co. is "Very Simple" -- Has Also Just Been Offered 31 Defensive Coordinator Positions

ESPN AFC East Blog:

For two months, Tom Brady has been more difficult to decipher than hieroglyphics. ESPN analyst Trent Dilfer claims to possess the Rosetta Stone. And he's about to share it with us and the New York Jets, whom Brady and the New England Patriots shredded 45-3 barely five weeks ago. "So how do you stop Tom Brady?" Dilfer posed. "Very simple: Understand his starting point. "

Dilfer goes on to say teams should "Make him go to No. 2 and No. 3" and "Slow him down." Well gee, Trent, thanks for that one. How do you stop him? You stop him. Well no shit Sherlock. In case you haven't noticed, Trent, let me recap the Patriots offense, post-Moss: Consistently inconsistent. Since Randy Moss was traded, six different receivers have led the Patriots in receiving yards, including a slot receiver less than a year removed from major knee surgery, a 5'7" tailback who was cut by the Jets, two rookie tight ends and a career kick-returner. My point is that you can't pinpoint and "take away" Brady's first option because he doesn't have one. Brady doesn't even know who his first option is. Brady's No. 1 target is the guy you can't cover: the guy who is open. Why? Because Brady is the best there is, yes even better than the almighty Peyton Manning, at finding the open guy. Peyton can get away with throwing to covered receivers because he is so talented he can literally "throw receivers open." (I mean that in the real sense of the term, not the over-used ESPN usage of the term, used every time some scrub QB on a 6-6 WAC team throws a touchdown pass in the Let's All Swap Blood Samples Until We All Contract AIDS To Raise AIDS Awareness Bowl). But he's not as good as Brady at going through each receiver to find the open guy. My point is, you can't "force" Brady go to No. 2 and No. 3 when he's just as likely to throw to No. 4 and No. 5 as he is to throw to No. 1.

The formula for beating Brady actually is fairly simple: get pressure on him with a 3- or 4-man rush. This enables you drop 7 or 8 into coverage, making it difficult for his receivers to get open. However, you have to find a way to get pressure with only a 3- or 4-man rush. If you don't get pressure, his receivers will get open -- even against Darrelle Revis. How do you get pressure with the 3- or 4-man rush? That's the million dollar question. I don't think Trent Dilfer has the answer.

Big Day

Apparently tonight is the National Championship Game. Completely forgot about it seeing as they took like 15 months off. But hey I already blogged about my complaint. Anyway what I really want to talk about is how retarded Jets fans are. I don't think I've heard more trash talking in such a short span than after the Jets won Saturday night. Wow big whoop Jets fan your slightly above average team beat an average Colts team, when Ast. HC Jim Caldwell called a timeout behind HC Peyton "Anaconda" Manning's back In typical Jets fan fashion because they have never won anything in their lives, think because they squeaked by against a team that frankly was not as good as the Jets, that they are now Super Bowl bound. Yo newsflash ya morons, you gotta play the Pats first. Remember what happened leading up to week 13 when the Jets ran their mouths and then got ran off the field? I do 45-3 come get some. But that little dose of reality hasn't cooled their Jets, they're calling into radio shows saying "yeah, uh, I like, uh, our chances cuz da, uh, Jets played good against one Super Bowl Champ QB, and, uh, dey gonna do it again against Tom Brady cuz, uh, da Jets and Rex Ryan are da best." Thanks ya jackass for the call but any educated football fan, knows the Jets have a chance, so they're gonna need a miracle to win because the Patriots are the best team in football with the MVP at QB, a genius as a coach, home field, playoff experience, etc.

If you want to know what this so called miracle is Jets fans, you can look as recently as last Saturday with the Seahawks victory. Or better yet rewind to 2001 when a second year head coach and QB did the impossible and upset ran train threw the playoffs and won a game that no one expected them to win, but the difference between the 01 Patriots and this year Jets is simple. The Jets have Mark Sanchez and Rex Ryan and the Patriots had and still have Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. Brady may not study game film like Peyton Manning, but that's because TB actually wins in the playoffs. And Belichick may not fuck feet like Rex Ryan, but while Rex is calling players irreplaceable, Belichick is finding replacements for those irreplaceable players.

The Jets fans should be proud of this season, another building step for your young QB, your team has stolen the spotlight from the Giants, and all the front running idiot football fans (i.e. almost all women) are now in the Jets corner (you got that working for you Giants fans), but Jets fans unfortunately this season is going to be one of disappointment for you. With all the progress forward your fat idiot coach ran his mouth and guaranteed a Super Bowl appearance, so anything short of that should and is a disappointment. However knowing Jets fans a couple of days after getting smacked around by the Pats, they will be calling up WFAN and 1050 saying how they knew the Pats were going to win and that the Jets did have a great year and next year is a guaranteed Super Bowl. Every year the Jets fans get all amped for their team believing that this year is going to be their year, fine I have no problem with that I'm a Red Sox, Knicks, Rangers, and Notre Dame Football fan, every year I think this is going to be my year. The problem I have with the Jets is they are all so cocky and always believe push come to shove their team is going to come through for them. What makes me different is I am confident in my team but until I they prove me wrong I always have this nagging feeling that my team was some how going to find a way to lose. I didn't think the Red Sox were actually going to close out the World Series in 04 until the 27th out was made and I along with 99% of Red Sox Nation will say the same. Jets fans all claim they knew Folk's kick was going in. C'mon Jets fans gun to your head their is no way you believed that Nick Folk was going to make that kick, right? If you did you're a bigger idiot than I thought.