Riley Steele is a Hot Box of Rocks

If Diamond Foxxx is the world's hottest milf, Riley Steele is flat out the hottest. This chick is one of the best chickz to follow on twitter, for the simple reason that she post awesome twatter twitter pics. Riley Steele also drops great pornos NSFW. Def recommend touching yourself to her either through her twitter pics or on youjuzz. Which ever all I know is that this chick is one Hot Box of Rocks. Follow her at @rileysteele

PS. Hopefully she follows me @idigclam cuz I need a pick me up after getting blocked by @Espn_michelle for making a few sex jokes. Grow up woman.


More pics after the break and most NSFW

The Commish is the Greatest Human Being Ever

As I said, and you can see from this picture, Peyton has a huge dick courtesy of Shot of GINN

So I know I said me and Jimmy would be cumming back like a month ago, but we got delayed by having jobs unlike that fag doucher @SMM0606 who is still trying to hold on to his glory days by going to grad school. Anyway the point is I will be trying to post a blog post once a night, about the same shit I used to post about. I'm not too sure what Jimmy cause he is a schmuck and anytime he gets near a computer he usually just ends up watching porn. I've kept my game fresh by stirrin pots on twitter and the facebook. Celebs just tweetin back at The Commish. Stay tuned for our NFL picks too so far on the year I am 45-43-3 not great but not bad for picking every game. It feels good to be back, I know Clay Matthews, Diamond Foxxx, and all the random Korean freaks that jerk off to our Hot Box of Rocks post are excited were back

We're Cum-ming Back

We are making our return soon. The Commish and Jimmy are sick of shitty blogs posted by retards.

How Bout the Johnnies

Motherfuckin Johnnies, bringing back the glory days of Chris Mullin, Mark Jackson, and Ron Artest. Fuckin Garden was rockin. God Damn Big East day in and day out is just insane. Cant wait for the tourney, I got my tickets. Time to drink come get some.

Landry Fields is the Man

I know Modells has been doing this for awhile, and by far Danny Woodhead's was the funniest, until now. Landry Fields being a funny ass motherfucker. Embarrassing people, making Mark Sanchez 17 year old girlfriend cry in a game of horse, blocking the shit out of some goober's shot. Seriously head fake bro. All I know is I just ordered my Fields jersey (please don't trade him for Melo, anyone but Fields and Gallo) from a sketchy Chinese website. Come Get Some

Why Chicks are Stoopid

From: XXXX X'XXXXX                                                                                                                                       2/2/2011 11:32 AM
To: The Commish's Floor
Subject: SUNDAES ON SUNDAY!


Do you like ice cream? How about hot fudge? Sprinkles?

If you do, come to my apartment (515) from 8-10 pm this Sunday for some SUNDAES! I'll also have homemade popcorn and a movie going. This is a Penthouse get-together, but all friends, siblings etc. are welcome too. See you then!


WHAT: Make-your-own-sundaes, popcorn, and a movie
WHO: Penthouse (5th floor) residents + friends
WHERE: XX's apartment (515)
WHEN: Sunday February 6th from 8-10 pm
WHY: Because ice cream is delicious


I'll send a reminder later on this week!


This is reason number 1 why chicks are retarded. My RA who is a chick, thinks she is all clever and shit with having a make your own SUNDAE on a SUNDAY, too bad you scheduled it for the Second half of the SUPER BOWL. Like I don't go to these things in the first place cause all them are gay, but you have to be a complete moron or living under a rock or both, if you didn't know the Super Bowl was this Sunday. At least pretend you watch it, and just wait for the commercials. The only time I ever did these stupid RA events were my freshmen year, when the RA's hall programs were watching NFL Championship weekend, having a hall wide Masters gambling pool, and watching the greatest Dating show ever, I Love New York. But other that these meetings have the gay. Sorry Chick RA, I wont be making my own sundae, I will be busy being drunk, gambling, and watching the Packers win.

They Don't Make Nickelodean Shows Like They Used To

 

If watching this doesn't give you chills you either have the Gay, were living under a rock, or didn't go to an all boys high school that gave you laptops. Either way fantastic video compilation.

Ps. Does it surprise you that kids stuck in front of a TV in the 90's had such bad "ADD" everything was just flashing across the screen.